Thursday, April 22, 2010

My Greatest Disappointment: I am Unphotogenic in Race Pictures



Can we just discuss the fact that my race pictures are never attractive. NEVER. They are ALWAYS slack jawed and grimacing. You should see them. I usually delete them from my computer as soon as they arrive, the misfortune is that I can never erase them from my mind. I spend all this time working out, plucking my eyebrows, fake tanning and picking out the perfect race outfit, only to look truly hideous in EVERY picture. Can I not get one well-posed attractive shot of myself to place merrily in a frame in a prime photo position in my home? Is it too much to ask?

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